A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1695 views

next 1000 years

Shohar: Darling I will love u for the next 1000 years?
Biwi: Uss k baaad kon c Maa k pass janey ka irada hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon

Shadi Main Ladki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


Any Guess?

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OK

I'll Tell You...

"MAAL" Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing Achi Honi Chahiye. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Blance

easy load 2012
TID 0074209115883
dear customar you have Rechared Rs.100
Deducation of
VAT 25%
Zardari tax 20%
Benazeer Barsi Tax 10%
RGST 5%
GST 17%
Flood Tax 5%
Bilawal Study Tax 6%
Bakhtawar study+jahaz Tax 5%
Your New Balance..
Rs. 2
Enjoy for Miss calls only

by nadeem (few years ago!)

aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai

Ek dost doosrey ko bata raha tha, ���aaj mein ney ek faqeer ki jaan bachai or khoob sawab kamaya”

Doosra dost, “woh kaisey?”

Pehla, “Mein ney faqeer sey poocha key agar tumhein 1000 rupey doon to tumhari kia halat ho gi?, faqeer bola key woh khushi sey mar jaey ga, yeh sun ker mein ney 1000 ka note wapis jaib mein rakh liya

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Friends and parents

The awkward moment when ;)

when your friend is arguing with their
parents &

their parents turns towards you
and asks

"Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" XD
lolz

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)