Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
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Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
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Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 783 views

not in duty

Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.



Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar

2 Sardar Rastey Per

2 Sardar Rastey Per

1st Sardar Bike Per,
2nd Sardar Prado Mein,

1st Sardar To 2nd: O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Again : O Ji Kabhi Bike Dekhi Hai?

Prado Wala Nai Phir Jawab Nahi Diya,

1st Sardar Ka Accident Ho Geya,

2nd Sardar: Tum Kyun Puch Rahey They Ke Bike Dekhi Hai?

1st Sardar : O Ji Iska Break Kahan Hota Hai :D

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai

santa ki sadi nurse se ho jati hai banta ek din santa se mila pucha yar kasi hai tumare bb santa: yar mere baat hi nahi sunti jab tak use mai sister na bulau.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathano ka aik aur faisala

# Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
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Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

1 sardar rail ki patri per

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!

Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)