Sardar

Sardar ko bar bar "I love you" ka msg araha tha
.
Dost ne pocha: Khair hai? Aaj tu boht "I love you" ke msgs arahe hain !
.
Sardar: O jee aaj mai galti se BEWI ka mobile laya hon eslie

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 562 views
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