Husband and Wife
Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Mazak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1021 views
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