Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V
Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai
B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?
S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 690 views
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Gaya..
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