Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai

B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?

S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 642 views
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