Masjid ka chanda
1 Memon Se Ksi Ne Masjid K Lye Chanda Manga.
Memon Ne Foran 10,000 Ka Check De Dia.
Aadmi: Is Pr Sign To Kro.
Memon: Hum Nek Kam Me Apna Nam Zahir Nhe
Krte.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 985 views
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