SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda
SANTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha.
BANTA- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log Hain
Roz Roti Chickn Ke Saath Khate hain
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