what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 906 views

Tum Toh Mamuli Dard

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai

Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hospital

1 Hspitl k emrgncy ward mein hr Itwar sbha 11 bjay bed no15 pe jo bhi mariz hota wo mar jta:-O
jb mustqil esa hua to us jaga ko asib zda qarar dy diya gya:-/
yh pta lganay k lya k yhan aisa kiun ho raha hy,Itwar subha 11 se kuch dair phly 1 mariz ko bed no15 pr laya gya%-)
Hspitl ka pora amla or kuch molana bhi wahan mojod thy.
11 bajay hi emrgncy ward ka darwaza khula or 1 safai wala pathan andar aya or atay hi bed no 15 k Oxygen mchine ka plug nikal k apna moble chargng py lga dia:-D

by lescol (few years ago!)

2 Studnts raat me Parhty hue

2 Studnts raat me Parhty hue
First: Kitne baje hai?
Dusre ne 1 patthar uthakar saamne girls hostel me mara
Ek ladki nikli or boli: Kamino ab to so jao
raat ke 2 baj rahe hai..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy I Love U

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: Main B Tum Se I love U
Kahon to Kya Karo Gay?

Boy: Khushi Se Mar Jaon Ga,

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti.
JEE Ley.

Zindagi Na Mile Gi Dobara.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Full time masti

Pathan cycle ka break hath mein lekar
nach raha tha

Sardar: Ye kya kar rahe ho?

Pathan: Oye!Yara dikhta nhi kya?

BREAK DANCE!Full time masti nonstop fun

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)