what is the difference
what is the difference
Between a new husband & a new dog?"After a year the dog is still
excited to see u."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 851 views
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A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They scramble and scramble but can't make their way out. The little girl yells, the dog barks, but no one is around to hear their calls for help. Slowly, the night sky turns black and they find themselves engulfed in utter darkness.
Off in the distance, the wolves begin howling. Each howl is louder and closer than the last.
The little girl holds the dog close to her chest and says sadly to the dog, "This is the worst mess in which ever have found ourselves, my darling Sparky."
"Yeah," the dog says, "we're really screwed."
"Sparky," the girl says, astonished, "I didn't know you could talk."
"Well," the dog says, "I was kinda waiting for the right time to tell you."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardaar Ki BV Bhaag Gai
3 Din Baad Wapis Aaye
Sardaar Ghusse Se Bola
“Hun Ki Lain Aayi Ain”
Sardarni:
“Mobile Da Charger Bhul Gai C”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SANTA: Mere Nana ne mujhse choti si baat par
rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
.
Unhone kaha..
Moongphali me dana nhi Hum tumhare Nana Nhi..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustad Pathan se:
Allama Iqbal k ic shair ki Tashrih kro.
"Khol aankh zmin daikh, falak daikh, fiza daikh, Mashriq se ubharty hoy soraj ko zra daikh"
Pathan: Ic shair me Alama Iqbal kehtay hain k
"GOOD MORNING"
have a nice day.
by lescol (few years ago!)
Poltri Farm Malik
Poltri farm malik ne sub murghiyon se kaha AGAR TUM SAB NE 2, 2 ANDAY NA DIYE To TUM sub KO kat DONGA…
agli subah sAb ne 2, 2 andy diye,
magar 1 ne 1 anda diya…
Malik: TUM NE 1 KY0N DIYA?
us ny kaha: JANAB YE B APK DAR Ki WAJA SE DIYA HAY,
warna me to MURGHA hoñ….:-)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Boy Friend : Boht romantic andaz main
jan dekho ma tmhari zulfoon ke liye kiya laya...
Grl frnd.Kiya?
Boy Friend :(English Anti lice) shampoo..
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 Student Exam Copy Pe Apna Panja Bana Ra Tha
Teacher:
Paper Me To Hand Ki Diagram Ka Ques To Nhi Hai
Student:
Sir Paper Banane Wale Pe
Lanat Bhej Raha Hun.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Life while doing m.b.b.s
1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over job : i love myself
W8 a min ! Something is missing
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Subha-Subha Sair Karte Hue Jungle Ki Taraf Ja Pahuncha,
Wahaa Usne Ek Saamp Ko Ped Par Latka Hua Dekha, Aur Hass Ke Samp Se Bola.
Santa: “Oye, Sirf Latakne Se Height Nahi Badegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complan Pilaye“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boyfriend Ne Girlfriend Ke Purse Mein Se Mobile Phone Nikala Aur Socha Ki Chalo Check Karta Hun Ki Isne Mera Number Kis Naam Se Save Kiya Hai
Aur Jab Usne Apna Number Dial Kiya To Jo Naam Screen Pe Aya Usko Dekh Ke To Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye,
Likha Tha, Recharge Wale Bhaiya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)