Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 639 views

Best friends

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said,

“Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.”

“That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and then added,

“May I see that prescription I just gave you? I d like to make a little change…”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kal ka kam aj na karo

Kal ka kam aj mat karo,
kiun k ho sakta hai kal wo kaam karna hi na pare h

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

The Comishener

It Was Back Wen All The Riots Were On And Ben The New 18 Year Old Police Officer Was Called Up Front Row Of The Riot pack. He Was All Siked Up For It Until All The Riot Was Charging At Him So He Got So Scared He Just Turned Back Closed His Eyes And

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

Sardar Was Driving A Jeep In Jungle

Tourist:
If Lion Comes Very Close To Us
Then How Can We Escape?

Sardar Jee :
Give Right Indicator And Turn Left

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Food Quotes And Quips

Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .

"Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual 'food' out of eating an artichoke as you would rom licking thirty or forty postage stamps. Have the shrimp cocktail instead." -- Miss Piggy

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." --Sam Levinson

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them." -- Gracie Allen

"I've been on a constant diet for the last two decades. I've lost a total of 789 pounds. By all accounts, I should be hanging from a charm bracelet." -- Erma Bombeck

"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster." -- Joe E. Lewis

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead." -- Woody Allen

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." -- Fran Lebowitz

"Health food makes me sick." -- Calvin Trillin

"Watermelon -- it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face." -- Enrico Caruso

"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." -- Robert Orben

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)