Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 836 views

A Barrage Of Obama Jokes

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
~Conan O'Brien

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
~Jay Leno

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
~Jay Leno

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
~Jay Leno (we love Jay)

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
~Jimmy Kimmel

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
~Jimmy Fallon

After a quick meet-and-greet with King Abdullah, Obama was off to Israel, where he made a quick stop at the manger in Bethlehem where he was born. ~Jon Stewart

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.
~David Letterman

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
~David Letterman (Dave's not bad either)

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell something was up when a guy named Barack Obama was trying to take money from banks instead of giving it to them. ~Jimmy Fallon

You know, it's hard to believe President Obama has now been in office for a year. Isn't that amazing? It's a year. And you know, it's incredible. He took something that was in terrible, terrible shape, and he brought it back from the brink of disaster: The Republican party. ~Jay Leno

President Obama should get a big refund this year because he has a lot of dependents. AIG, Citibank, Morgan Stanley - all dependents.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein

Teacher, gul khan tum class mein topi kiun phan kar aay ho

Gul khan, teacher kisi ko pata na chalay kay mery dimag mein kia chal raha hai...=P;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mazak ki had hoti hai

Log ap ko bura kahe D0NT MIND
Pagal kahe gussa na hona
Jahil kahe to b cool rahna
Lekin agar khobsurat kahe to
rakh k chamat marna Q k mazaq ki b 1 had hoti ha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Naman Chaman ne Hindi ka home

Naman Chaman ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Naman: Nahi pak gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy to girl

Boy:tum badal gai ho tume kiss karta ho to tum aankhen band nai karti

girl:kaminy pichli bar b band ki thi to 200 gaib ho gae the.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)