Funny Popcorn

Kabhi aapne socha hai….
Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ? Socho !!

Thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawab chahiye…
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawe par,
pata chal jayega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 835 views
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