Khane ki cheez
Husband shoping kar k aya
Wife ne darwaza khola
Husband:ye daba utha lo
Wife:is me zaroor mere khane ki cheez ho gi
Husband:han mere jote hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1095 views
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