Let's play a game.
Let's play a game.
Its very interesting
Ready?
3
2
1
.
Start
.
.
Kia start?
Nalayk
Koi kam b kar liya karo
Har waqt khelne ki pari rehti ha!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 472 views
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