Bottle Nazar Nahi Aai?
Santa: Tumhari Car ka Tyre Kaise Puncture hua?
Banta: Ik Daaru ki bottle iske Neeche Aagayi thi.
Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar nahi Aayi?
Banta: Bottle Us bande ki Jaib Mai Thi jo meri car ke Neeche aaya tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views
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