Main khubsorat hoti ja rahi hon
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
by Raju (few years ago!) / 751 views
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