Sardar

Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai ....
Managr: wht can i do? ..
Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1075 views
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