Chemsitry ke class mein

Chemsitry ke class mein

teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate?

Ladkhi sharmakr boli:-

Sir , Night rate is 1500/-&

Hotel charges alag se…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 610 views
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