2 mai se 2 minus krdo
Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?
Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya
Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?
Pathan:
salan...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 814 views
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