Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein
mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 526 views

Catch a tiger

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger
1- Newtons Method
Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger
2- Einsteins Method
Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
Then Catch It
3- Pakistani Police Method
Catch A Cat & Beat It
Until It Accepts Its A Tiger

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa cigarette pe rha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite
ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI
Se baat krti ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss

Larki: Mein Ne Socha Tum Miss Kar Rahe Hoge, Call Karlun.

Larka: Acha Aur Jo Aik Ghante Pehle Ki Thi Woh?

Larki: Ooh Sh!t... Sorry Ghalti Se Dubara Tumhara Number Mila Diya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Technology has its limitations

Technology has its limitations.
Google may be the most powerful search engine
but it cant search my chappal I lost in masjid on friday!
DASO
Ki fayda GOOGLE da?
:-O

by A. Sami (few years ago!)