Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai
Customer : teri bhais ki 1 ankh to khrab hai.
Fir bhi tu iske 25 hazar rupe mang raha h?
Santa : tuje bhais dudh ke liye chaiyebya nain-matakka karne ke liye
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