Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with ? "

Wife replied: " Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others !"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 625 views

Aik Chunti or haathi ki

Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui, Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai, Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho ??

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Socho



CHAIN KI SAANS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi

Ladki: Maa mai Shadi Nhi
KarunGi Or
Agar Zabardasti Tum Ne Meri
Shadi
Ki To Ghar Se Bhag JaunGi..

Maa Rote Hue Boli Beti MaiNe
Bhag
K Tere papa K Sath Shadi Ki

Teri Masi Or Behen Ne B Bhag
K
Shadi Ki

Tera Bhai Nokrani K Sath

Aur

Tera
Chacha Dhoban K Sath Bhag
Gya

Teri bua Sabzi Wale K Sath Or

Couzin Doodh Wale K Sath
Bhag Gai

Tera Baap 2 Bar Padosan K
Sath
Bhag Chuka Hai

Ab Tu B Bhag Jaye Gi To
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Humare khandan ki izzat ka
kya
hoga :'( :'(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo

Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan
Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun.... Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale Thay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)