Pathan
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
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2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
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3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I'm sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
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Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
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We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 532 views
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