Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 838 views

Bhains par baithe ek gujju

Bhains par baithe ek gujju ko Traffic Police ne roka
aur poocha: tumhara helmet kahan hai? Fine
lagega.
Gujju replied: baawle dhyaan se dekh neeche! 4
wheeler hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping

One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kamra nai lift hai

Santa:o bhai sahab mujhe yahan nai rehna mujhe apne paise wapas karo ,itna chota kamra tm mujhe janwar samjhe ho.

Waiter:sir ye apka room nai lift hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

5 years old boy: I Love u Mom

5 years old boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Awww I Love u Too

16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Sorry, I Have No Money

25 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom
Mom: Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ? :@

Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

semester system

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)