Maa: Baal kyu nahi katwata..

Maa: Baal kyu nahi katwata..??
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Ishant Sharma: Yo Mom Its fashion..
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Maa: Wo to theekh hai par Log Teri Behen ke liye aate hai..

aur Tujhe Pasand kar jate hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 871 views
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