PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb
PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb Rakhte Huay Pakra Gya
Logo Ne bohat Maara 0r Pucha æsa Q kia.?
PTHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 519 views
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