PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb

PTHAN 1 “Mazar” pe Bomb Rakhte Huay Pakra Gya

Logo Ne bohat Maara 0r Pucha æsa Q kia.?

PTHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na aaya To Bola:”Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani thi”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 574 views
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