Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja...

"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...

Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 789 views
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