Mujh se Shadi Kero Ge
Boy: Agr Moka Mila To Tum Mujhse Shaadi Karo Gi?
Girl: Agr Moka Mil Gaya To Shaadi Karne Ki Kya Zarurat Hai?
O teri kher Bachii HBO Dekhti Hai !!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 943 views
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