Sardar and Police man

Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 598 views

Teacher Y ru late

Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?

Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe

Bacha: me Ne hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhe usne 11 khaye, aik q Nhi khaya?



Admi: hathi ka pait bhr gya hoga



Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic ka tha,



Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kaile rkhe to usNe ek b Nhi khaya q?



Admi: saare kaile plastic k honge



Bacha: nhi, is dafa hathi plastic ka tha...



Bacha: pr ab kaile b asli the or hathi b asli tha pr hathi ne ek b kaila nai khaya..

admi:

Kiun?



Bacha: hathi tv main tha or kela bair



Bacha: acha ab asli hathi or asli kaile dono tv pr the phr b hathi ne kaile nai khaye.



Admi: kiun bhai??





Bacha: dono alag alag channels pr the

Hahahaha



Tapa Tapa K GE0:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi

Aik Admi Bola Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati

Sardar: Chup Ho Jao Kamino
Amma Kya suzuki Dala Kar Ke Gayi He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachchon se

Teacher ne bachchon se poocha, tum future mein kya karna chahte ho?

Ram: Main pilot banna chahta hoon.

Vinod: Main doctor banna chahta hoon.

Deepa: Main achchi maa banna chahti hoon.

Ravi: Main Deepa ko help karna chahta hoon :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)