Kanjoos Memon Aur Tailor

Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?

Tailor: Rs. 150.

Memon: Nekar Ki?

Tailar: Rs. 50.

Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……

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