Kanjoos Memon Aur Tailor
Memon: Pent Ki Silai Kitni Hy?
Tailor: Rs. 150.
Memon: Nekar Ki?
Tailar: Rs. 50.
Memon: Ok.
Nikar Hi See De
Par Lmbai Pairon Tk Rkhna……
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1037 views
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