Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,

santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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