Student

Doctor Operation ke baad
OWR student exam ke baad
Ek hi baat karty hain
.
"We have tried our best
We can't say anything right now
Aap dua karain"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 784 views
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Purchasing Power Of Burgers

Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.

The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.

The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.

A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said.

"A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs," the IW said.

Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said.

Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents.

But Russians must "work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country", the IW said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Example of Newtons 3rd Law

Teacher: Tell Me The Perfect Example for Newtons 3rd Law?

Student: Whenever I open My Book, My Eyes Close Automatically.

Bolay To
Action ka Reaction.

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Baap: Tumhari teacher

Baap: Tumhari teacher khe rhi thi wo tumhe nahi pdha sakti

Beta: Tabhi to mein khe rha tha wo acha nahi padhati hain.

Baap: Mene kha tha na nails kaat lo phir kyun nahi kate

Beta: Papa mene kate the per apka driver itni dhire gaadi chalata hai ke nails raste mein hi bhad jate hain.

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Bikhari:Roti de do

Bikhari:Roti de do, bhukh lagi hai roti de do.

Budhiya: abhi khana bana nahi hai, jab ban jaeye tab ana.

Bikhari:Ye mera mobile no. Hai mujhe phone kar dena.
( Bikhari rocks )

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Budiya:Jab khana ban jaye ga to mein facebook pe status Laga dungi par kar aa jana.
( Budiya double rocks ]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu

Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa interview k liye jata hai

Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.

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apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?

pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

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Girl: Ladka kaisa hai?

Girl: Ladka kaisa hai?
Pandit: Ladka acha hai,
Engineering kiya hai, dikhne me film ka hero lagta hai

Girl: Konsi film ka hero?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Top 10 things only women understand

10) Cats' facial expressions.
9) The need for the same style of shoes in many different colors.
8) Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7) “Fat” clothes.
6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.
4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3) Eyelash curlers.
2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
1) Other women.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
han Hai Sala…

Pat1 Pathan Apne Kandhey Pe
Tota Bithaey Ja Raha Tha

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Ye Konsa Janwar Hai?

Tota Bola: Pathan Hai Sala…

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