TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?

PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 818 views

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamara dog football khelta hai

USA: Hamare dog Fotball khelte hai.
JAPAN: Hamare fish dance Karte hai.
CHINA: Hamare Hathi cycle chalate hai.
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE GOVT CHALAATE Hai.;-).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan vs frog

frog:pathan ka dimag nai hota....
pathan: hota hy.
frog:nai hota ,nai hota , nai hota (and jumped in water)
pathan: lo batao iss ma khudkushi karny ki kon si baat thi..????

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)

Debate Military Issue

I have two sons who are at opposite poles on the military issue. Rick thinks the military exists "only to kill people" and says so at every chance he gets.

Mike thinks the military is the greatest thing since sliced bread, and plans to make it his career. Needless to say, when they get together, sparks fly.

A recent interchange went something like this:

Rick: "'Military intelligence' is a contradiction in terms."

Mike: "No more than 'civilian worker'."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)