Husband was throwing
Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo,
while wife was out.
No knife hit wife’s photo!
Suddenly wife called, Hi honey, what’s up?
Husband: MISSING YOU DARLING
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 938 views
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