Husband was throwing

Husband was throwing knives on his wife’s photo,

while wife was out.

No knife hit wife’s photo!

Suddenly wife called, Hi honey, what’s up?

Husband: MISSING YOU DARLING

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 733 views
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