My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
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So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"

It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 789 views

jahaz jab urta he to

Sardar: yar jahaz jab urta he to uske gate q bnd ho jate he

Pathan: kafi der sochne ke baad
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Yar koi juice ya kulfi wala na charh jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Getting married is very much

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

the best way to see

The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

apna clinic khol lon.

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)