My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
.
.
So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"

It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 923 views

There's a bomb in my garden

Santa: Banta! There's a bomb in my garden!

Banta: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka

Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka
Pappu Apni Wife Se – Suno ghar ka sara saman
chupa do…. Mera ek dost aa raha hai….
Wife – Aisa kyun, Woh chura lenge kya….
Pappu - Arey nahi yaar pehchan lega…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Salman khan is confused nw a dayx..

Salman khan is confused nw a dayx........coz. . .

Girl Frnd jawan ho gai...

aur . . .Bhabi badnam ho gai. . .;-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Journalist To A Doctor

A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital: “How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon, A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Man To His Friend

A Man To His Friend:
My Wife Died Yesterday.!!
I m Trying To Cry;-(
But Tears r Not Coming Out:->
Wat To Do.?
Sardar:
No Problem
Just Imagine
She Is Back:-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)