Student
My nights are going sleepless
My heats beats increases
My days are going Useless
I am becoming Speechless
.
.
So I asked my heart
"Is it love ?"
It said
"Nahi Beta Paper agaye"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 847 views
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