Santa was cocking murgi

Santa was cooking Murgi,Wen he added Hara
Dhaniya guess wat Happened?The Murgi start
Dancing & Singing 'HUM PE YEH KISNE HARA
RANG DALA.MAAR DAALA.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 920 views
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