Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq
Teacher: Batao Daryaaft Or Ejaad Me Kya Farq Hai ?
Pathan:
Mere Baap Ne Meri Maa Ko Daryaft Kya Or Phir. Dono Ne Mil Kar Mujhe Ejaad Kia.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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