Last Night Bill Gates
Height of dreaming:
Last Night Bill Gates
came in my dream and said
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Yaar Farhan…
teray pas windows xp ki CD hai?
kal wapas kar dun ga…
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 868 views
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