Father: Beta result ka kia howa?
Son: Dad 1 Good News hay owr 1 Bad News
Father: Good News batawo
Son: Mai pass hogia hon
Father: Excellent, ab Bad News batawo
Son: Good News galat hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1287 views

Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai

Ek Din Santa Apne Dost Banta Ko Khushi Se Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Mere Ghar Mein Mera Hi Hukam Chalta Hai, Main Kahta Hun Garam Paani Leke Aao To Meri Biwi Le Aati Hai”

Banta: “Garam Paani Hi Kyun?”

Santa: “Arey, Garam Paani Se Bartan Achhi Tarha Dhulte Hai Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath

Aik afriqi apne khandan k sath jungle main rehta tha.

Aik din usey jungle se aik shisha mila.

Woh samjha k us k baap ki tasveer hai.

Woh usey apne ghar le gaya Or us se roz batain karne laga.

Uski bivi ko shak hoa.Aik din shohar ki gher mojudgi main usne shisha nikala

or apna aks dekh k boli"acha to yeh hai woh kalmoi jis se mera shohar batyn karta tha

"usne shisha apni sas ko dikhaya to sas ne kaha k"khair hy,budhi hy jald mar jaegi":-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How To Impress A Woman:

How to impress a woman:

Compliment her,

kiss her,

caress her,

love her,

tease her,

protect her,

hug her,

hold her,

spend money on her,

wine & dine her,

buy things for her,

listen to her,

care for her,

stand by her,

support her,

go to the ends of the earth for her....

How to impress a man:

Show up naked,

Offer beer.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Shehzada Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?

Ladki Ki Top Per Bani Billi (Cat) Ke Design Ko Pappu Badi Der Se Ghoor Raha Thha.

Ladki: “Kabhi Billi Nahi Dekhi Kya?”

Pappu: “Billi To Dekhi Hai, Par
Dudh Ki Rakhwali Karte Hue Pehli Baar Dekh Raha Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)