An Old quot.

“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to usy ghussy ki halat men dekho”

New versiOn..

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“Agr insan ka ikhlaq dekhna ho to uska Inbox check krlo!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 717 views

Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji

Ek Bar Raam Ji Aur Hanuman Ji Samjhote Ke Liye
Raavan Ke Pass Gaye.
Baat Chit Ke Bich Mein Ek Dum Se Raavan Ne
Hanuman Ji Se Kaha.
Raavan: “Cigarette Hai Kya?”
Hanuman Ji: “Nahi Hai”
Ram Ji Hanuman Ji Ke Kan Mein Bole: “Abe Juth
Kyu Bol Rahe Ho, Hai To Sahi Tumhare Pass”
Hanuman Ji: “Prabhu, Kirpya Karke Aap Chupp
Rahe, Is Sale Ke 10 Sir Hai Pura Packet Pee
Jayega“

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The sick brother

Jack: “My brother was sick and went to the doctor.” John: “Is he feeling better now?” Jack:

“No, he has a broken arm.” John: “How did he break it?” Jack:

“Well, the doctor gave him a prescription and told him no matter what happened, to follow that prescription. And the prescription blew out of the window.” John: “How did he break his arm?” Jack:

“He fell out of the window trying to follow the prescription.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bush and Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush Musharaf were flying in a plane.
Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy.
Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

during the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Aj Me Hosh Me Hun Churail

Wife : Jab tum CHARAS peetey ho to muje “Darling” kehtey ho,

Jab VISKY peetey ho to “Paro” ketey ho,

aj khamosh q ho?

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Husband: Aj me hosh me hun “Churail”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)