Do you really believe your husband?
"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 774 views
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ek din ek aadmi naha do kar bahar nikla, jaise weh nikla bahar us pe ek kabuter gober kar diya toh wah gusse mein aakar kahan ki are oh kabuter tuh chaddi nahi panta kya????
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