agar pyaar aap say

Tab tak pyaar se pyaar mat karo,
Jab tak pyaar aap se pyaar na kare.
Agar pyaar aapse pyaar kare,
Toh pyaar karo ki pyaar kisi aur se pyaar na kare.

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