Sardarni (Sharmatey Huey) :
Sardar G Saade Kaar Ek
Nanha Mehmaan Aan Wala Aey .. !

Sardar :
Le Feer Main Zarra Nass K
Botlaan Le Awaan ….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1139 views

SupAa pogo

1 aadmi dinner k waqt apne bete se gusse mai bola gadhe KARELE kha lamba hoga..
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kitchen se wife sharmate huye boli
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AAP BHI KHAIYE NAA....:O:D:D:p

jise smj aaya thoko like
baaki saare pogo dekho..

Jalla~

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Guests For Dinner

There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle

Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle. Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now? Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher And Student

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Africa kai aik jungle mai

Africa kai aik jungle mai aik bohot hi ala nasal ka hiran (deer) ghayab hogaya, Government nai dusray countries ki police ko bulwaya investigation kai liya.
FBI: 4 months ki mahnat kai baad bhi FBI ko kuch na mila aur woh baghair hiran (deer) kai wapis agai.
Indian Police: 5 months ki pahnai ka baad bhi kuch hasil na kar pai aur khali haat hi agai.
Pakistani Police: 20 minute ki mahnai kai baad hi wapis agai aur sath mai aik hati (elephant) lai kar agai aur elephant kah raha tha kai “ Han Han mai hi hiran hon Han Han mai hi hiran hon”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)