An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2956 views

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai

Ak Pathan Ke Sar Pe Chot Lag Gai,
Nurse: Is Mein 7 Tanke Lagen Gy,
Pathan: Kitna Paisa lo Gi…?
Nurse: 2000 Rup
Pathan: Baji Sirf Tanka Lagwana Hy Karhai Ni Karwana….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko

Doctor Ne Khansi K Mareez Ko
Motion Lagnay Ki Dawa Day Di.

Compouder:
Aap Ne Motion Ki Dawai Kyun Di?

Doctor:
Ab Wo Khansney Se Pehlay
100 Dafa Sochay Ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

whos the ist

A Sad girl was sitting with her husband
Husband: U r d second most beautiful girl, I've ever seen.
Girl: Who's the first?
Husband: It's YOU When u sM¡le

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Wise men r always in doubt

Banta- Wise men r always in doubt only idiots r sure of their case!
Santa- Ru sure??
Banta- Yes! Obviously!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan vs Pathan

1st Pathan: Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?

2nd Pathan:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata…

1st Pathan: Acha, To Phir Ye Lo, Anda Khaao…!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)