An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 3116 views

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,

Ek pathan say kisi nay poochha K,
Aap ka favorite song kaun sa hai???
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Pathan Sharma k bola;

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"Larki Q, najanay Q, Larkoo c nahi hoti.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Agar “Dil” ko aanda

Agar “Dil” ko aanda(egg) kehtey
to indian films k naam aisay hote

Hum Aanda de chuke sanam,
Yeh aanda aapka huwa,
Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain,
Aandy waale Bread le jayienge…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar’s Son

Sardar’s Son – Papa jaldi-2 mera viya kra deo nahi ta main DAADI nal viya kra lavanga.

Sardar:oye tu meri MAA nal viya krayenga.!

Son:-kyo tusi meri MAA nal ni krayea..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was asked to explain in English

A man was asked to explain in English,
“Dukh hamesha sath rehta he magar khushi
aati jaati rehti hai”

Man: My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se NahiJo MusibatKe Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.Main Zarur Aaunga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)