An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 3027 views

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$
Unsigned Cheque
To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.
” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,
I Don’t Want Any Publicity.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

TRUE LOVE SONG

TRUE LOVE SONG:

Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar,
Apni Ammi ko Razi Kar,

Tu Ne Dil Mera Tora,
Mai Ne Elfi Se Jora,

Meri Elfi k Paisay Wapis Kar,
Bazi Gar O Bazi Gar. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 admi ksi shkh ki shdi

'1 admi ksi shkh ki shdi m gya
Shdi waly ghr k 2 darwaze thy,
Aik pe rishtedar....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?

Santa: kahaa gayaa thaa yaar?

Banta: girlfriend ke saath movie dekhne

Santa: kitna kharchaa huaa?
Banta: 500 Rs

Santa: itnaa huaa kya?

Banta: kya karu? uske paas itnaa hee thaa yaar

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)