Mujhe beemari hai
Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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