Patient: Mujhe beemari hai.
Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai.
Na Soun oto Neend aati hai.
Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon.
Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 482 views

Police to shrabi

police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Women's revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife

Pappu makes a call from Delhi 2 his wife
.
. . .
Servant picked up d phone.

Pappu : Memsab se baat karao !

Servant: Woh to sahab k sath kamre me so rahi hai.
...
...
Pappu : Par sahab to main hu.

servant: Ab main kya karu?

Pappu: Maar de dono ko, main hold karta hu..

After killing....

servant: Dead body ka kya karu ?

Pappu: Ghar k piche swimming pool mein phenk kr bhaag ja.

Servant: Par ghar k piche to swimming pool hai hi nahi.
.
Pappu: Oh sorry, wrong number..:-O:P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 aadmi chaabi se

?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...

Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-

bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi s

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,

Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi

latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,

Bartan Lelo Bartan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)