Girl: janu is week daily movie dhekhenge.
next week daily shopping karenge
Boy: uske next week mazar per jayenge
Girl: wo kyu…..??
Boy: bheek mangne

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi

1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.
Sikh ne nurse se keha k“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”aur“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”.

Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya.
tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Cat Technical Support Problems

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

sardar

1 baar 1 sardar Gangubai k ghar jata hai. Darwazy per knock karta ....

Gangubai: Kaun?

Sardar: mai....

Gangubai: mai kaun?

Sardar: tu gangubai.......

by Hassaan (few years ago!)

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)