Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ­..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho

Ladki: Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan
Nhi Hai Kya......
Ladka: Hai, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu...... Ladki:
Matlab?? Ladka: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy...

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Student

In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it LEGS
Students: I can't say
Examiner: You are FAIL, What is your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

2 Chiryo Ki Love Story:

1 Din Chira Bola: (zakhmi halat main... in recovery situation)

Mjhe Chor Kr Kbhi Tm Urh To Nhi Jaogi?

Chirya:

Urh Jaun Tu Pakar Lena

Chira:

Mai Tmhy Pakr Skta Hn Magr Phr Pa Nhi Skta

Chirya Ki Aankho Mai Aansu Agaye,Usny Apny Pankh Tor Dye

Or Boli:Ab Hm Hmesha Sath Rahngy

1 Din B0ht Zor Sy Tofan Aya,Chira Urhny Laga

Tbhi Chirya Boli:

Tm Urh Jao,Mai Nhi Urh Sakti.

Chira Apna Khyal Rkhna Kh Kr Urh Gaya

Jb Tofan Thama Or Chira Waps Aya Tu Usny Dekha K Chirya Mar Chuki Ti

Or Ek Daali Per Likha Tha

Kash Wo 1 Bar Tu Kehta K

Mai Tmhy Nhi Chor Skta To Shayd Mai Tofan Any Sy Pehly Nhi Marti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)