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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1188 views
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interesting logic
Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?
Ans: 'Frog'
Why?
Because Frog Is
'MAINDUC
by tahir bashir (few years ago!)
Admi srdar sy:
Isy Englsh me Trnslte kro
Dukh Hmesha sath Rhta Ha
Magr Khushi Aati Jati Rahti Ha”
Sardar:My Wife Is Always With Me
But Her Sister Comes & Goes
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Maths Teacher Class Mein Padhate Hue Kahta Hai.
Teacher: “Jab Main Tumhare Jitna Tha, Mere Maths Mein 100 Marks Aate The”
Pappu Ne Ye Suna Aur Hanste Hue Teacher Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aate Honge Sir Ji, Aap Ko Koi Achha Teacher Padhata Hoga“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek pathan ne pehli br roza rkha dophar me he nidhal hogya or
F.M radio call ki Host: ji kia sunna psand krenge?
Pathan: hum ko Maghrib ka azaan sunwa do..
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sir :ap dost ko 500 do aur 200 us ko zaroorat hon wo ap ko kitne waqas de ga.
Studend:aik rupee bi nai
sir:galat
student:sir ap in begairto ko nai jante
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi
by @irha@ (few years ago!)
Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ho gayi hai
Jab meri Biwi Bolti hai to mujhe Kuch Sunai nahi deta
Dr: Ye Bimari nahi hai Aalah ki Maherbani hai.
by Raju (few years ago!)
Santa: I Want Pink Curtains For My Computer Screen
Salesman: But Computers Do Not Need Curtains
Santa: Oye, I Have Installed Windows
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Chiman: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,
aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Chiman: Phone karte waqt.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)