Two guys and a girl
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives.
The first guy said, "I'm a YUPPIE. You know, Young Urban Professional."
The second guy responded, "I'm a DINK. You know, Double Income No Kids."
They then asked the woman, "What are you?"
She replied: "I'm a WIFE. You know, Wash, Iron, Etc."
by usmanzahid (few years ago!) / 638 views
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Ab kio Larki apko bhai
boly
To tension Nahi Lena
QK
Main nay soch soch k
Iska B torr Nikal lia
Hai,
B.H.A.I means.
B=Best.
H=Husband
A=Among.
I=Ideals.
Larko Sir utha k Geo
jab tak D-G Ha.
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The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
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The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
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Ishq hai to mohabbat hai, mohabbat hai to dard hai,
Dard hai to zandu balm hai aur
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