Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views

Frog learning foreign language.

Teacher: Why did the frog say meow?

Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
.
Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A school went on a school trip to Rome

A class went on a school trip to Rome. On the Sunday they all went to church and when they came out the teacher said, `I hope you all behaved.' .

Oh, yes, sir,' said one girl. `A kind man offered me a plate full of money but I said, "no thanks".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi ki rat

Shadi ki raat Husband confuse hogia
Ke bewi se kia bolon!!
.
Akhir wo bola
.
Aap ke ghar walon ko maloom hai,
Ke ap yahan mairy sath ho??

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funy qaul

Kisi k shakal dekh k us ka mazak mat uraho
hu sakta hai us ne ap se ziyada larkian phansa rakhi hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)