Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1000 views

promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…

All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…

All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.

Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..

All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..

Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Are munne ko samjhao

husband: are munne ko samjhao ,zid kr raha hai ki gadhe per bethunga...

wife: to kya hua bcha hi to hai,
zara si der ke liye bhitha kun nahi lete..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

main to gareeb hun

aik gareb admi kahen jar aha tha ke is ki takkar aik amir admi ke sath hoi,
Amir admi gusse se: “kyat um andhe ho”,

Gareeb admi masomiat se bola: “”.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun?

Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun?

Socho?

Nahi Pata,

Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Wo Hai,

Jo Dast Lagne Ke Baad Bhi, Paad Marne Ka Risk Leta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 charsi dusre se

1 charsi dusre se: Tujay pata hay bhaarat aur hindustan may jang ho rahi hay. 2nd charsi:

shukar hay india beech may nahi ayea warna bohat tabahi hoti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)