3 Chehray

3 Chehray Insan ko kabhi nahi bhooltay..

Ek Mushkil mein sath dene wala,

Doosra Mushkil main sath chor janay wala,




Teesra



"Misbah-ul-Haq"
jo mushkil mein na sath deta hy aur na sath chorta hy.. :)

by lescol (few years ago!) / 593 views
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