Problem
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your
handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how
impossible, I look at your picture and the problem
disappears.
Hubby - You see, how miraculous and powerful I am
for you?
Wife - Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than
this one
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 996 views
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