Waiter Khan sahb
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy..
Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1242 views
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Classic bezzati
Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?
Boy: See my cheeks,
my mom slapped me..
because i was smiling while sleeping "thinking of you".
Girl: Itna pyaar karte ho..
Boy: Nahi,
shakal dekh k hassi aa jaati hai.
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Bhikhari :- Allah Ke Naam Pe Kuch De De..
Boy :- Ye Lay Meri "MBA"Ki Degree Rakh Le..
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For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:
"You are not getting older. You are just getting better."
Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."
It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to serve the cake that he discovered that the cake read:
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YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
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She gave Smile to him,,
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He Is,,,
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A Photographer...:-)
by lescol (few years ago!)
Teacher:tum sub ne body guard filam dekh kar kia sekha?
Bache :yahi k larkiun ka koi bharosa nai wo to secuirty guard se bi set ho sakti hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
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by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
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Funny Sardar: Mere na thakne ka yahi to raaz hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)