cycle joke
1 Ladka cycle pe ja raha tha
Cycle ka tyre bhens k gobar k beech me se guzra
...Qareeb kuch ladkiyan khari thi
Unho ne taliyan baja k kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U
Ladka ruka aur jawab diya khali tali bajane se kaam
Nhi chale ga,
Cake to khana hi pare ga.....
by Ahsan Ijaz (few years ago!) / 925 views
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